Denial

I used to be a message board whore.  Shocking, I know.  And my favourite involved a large group of women all due the same month.  I am still very close to many of those women, and they have the GALL to suggest that our babies are going to turn FIVE next month.  What the heck??  FIVE????  That's, like . . KINDERGARTEN AGE!

Nonono.  He's much too young to talking about all that.  I mean ... LOOK at him!

They're just talking gibberish.