It's so nice to "only" have six pets. An even animal:human ratio = a good thing.
Let me introduce our pack:
"If you don't get that thing out of my face, Ima have no choice but to lick yer mouth right after I lick my butt."
"Why hello! Is this a good pose? Does my collar clash with the couch?"
Noisy Guards Jibber and Jabber:
"Are you an intruder?! You must be an intruder! Holy honey stick - I don't see the entire flock! Sound the alarm!!!!!"
"WhoawhoaWHOA! What has we here??? Is it nummy? Can I eats it???"
"If I don't make eye contact, they can't see me..."